How old are you? Where are you from?
My name is David Wolfe. I am 24 years old, having been born on the February 2001. I am of Persian ethnicity (ex-Zoroastrian background).
What interests do you have?
- Linux
- Coding
- Hardware (if its open-source, such as RISC-V)
- Guitar
- Accounting
I began using Linux since June 2012. My first distro was Ubuntu 12.04, which was installed via Wubi. I distro-hopped various times, but I now use Linux Mint. I don’t care about Arch. For me, using a Debian-based distro is fine and I don't fix what isn't broken.
Is there any physical technology that interests you?
I like digitalising VHS tapes. I used to have a VCR player but it caught on fire recently. (FIRE FIRE! Guys, make sure you comment DOWN below if you understood that reference!). I could’ve repaired it, but I didn’t trust my skills enough and couldn’t find the parts to repair.
I also have an interest in old cars, I find them easier to repair and maintain.
Do you work? If so, what do you do for work? Do you enjoy it or dislike it?
I have never been employed, I do freelancing stuff, my financial sitaution is just fine, and far better than most Zoomers. I keep my expenses low.
What is one of the best experiences you have had?
I like it when people compliment my eyes and dimples.
What do you usually like to do on the internet?
Study songs to play on the guitar.
Read books I can’t aquire physically.
Sometimes I’ll watch some content creators, like Ashley Jones, Luke Smith, Mental Outlaw, etc.
Is there anything you dislike about the internet?
A lot.
Do you like to cook recipes from scratch?
I do like cooking and through learning how to cook, I found out I have unconscious racial biases. (I will not elaborate on this)
Do you have any pets? If so, can we know more about them?
I have no pets. At most, I had goldfishes when I was a kid.
Would you be a kind person and donate your hair to Luke Smith?
No.
What software do you use to make your videos?
Vegas Pro 11, under WINE.
How did you discover the really funny and talented woman , "Ashley Jones", from https://videos.icum.to?
Got internet in 2014 -> LeafyIsHere -> IDubbbz -> Sam Hyde -> The New Pill: Second Dose (Sam Hyde fan channel) -> Luke Smith -> Dig Deeper -> TastyFish’s LRW -> Ashley Jones.
This edit I made (GIMP) is based on the Pikachu worm virus.
Do you live in filth? If not, you should try it.
No. I don’t want to.
Piss bottle? Ever drink it? Liked it?
No to all three.
Rambling:
GET OFF ‘CHO PHONES, FOOL!
People use their phones way too much. They don’t even look where they are going.
Communication:
I find older people are easier to communicate with. I had a nice conversation with a grey-haired man at a library a month ago.
Inside Joke of the Day:
Straight guys are gay (not me though, I'm straight-straight).
Recalling my time in school...
- Whenever someone would eat a banana, gulp gulp noises would be made.
- I once had my butt slapped by a classmate in front of everyone. I wasn’t angry, I just turned around and asked why, he said “uh, it was, a social experiment”. No, he did not get in trouble for that.
Watching porn is virtual cuckoldry, yet it seems to be accepted and normalised. I first saw porn was I was 19, I didn't understand what the hype was. Some people pay for porn, I find that very bizzare.
Narcissism:
I think the average person is really narcissistic. For example, if I see a fight happen whether it be on the street or on transport, never will I think "omg let me record it!" I just move on, let them beef it out, but people are so deprived of any meaning they'll record anything.
- David Wolfe (17 August 2025).