These opinions stated here do not encomposs everything I have in mind, but they are opinons I believe are unique and challening enough that it is worth mentioning here.

The moonlanding didn’t happen.

“But it-“ No, it didn’t happen. I don’t care. It DE FACTO didn’t happen. Look, America went to the moon...how many times? Once? In 1969? How. Convienent. And yet, to this date, no other country on earth has landed people on the moon.

At some point, you have to reset the score. At some point, you have to ask, what’s the big deal with sending people to the moon now? You’d think, by now, some rich dude like Elon Musk or Jeff Bezos would’ve sent people (maybe themselves) to the moon purely to satisfy their own egos. I don’t know, I just don’t buy it.

I don’t care about “facts” in this instance. I don’t care if NASA themselves knock on my door to tell me they did go on the moon, I’d just be putting my fingers in my ear going “Then why don’t you go again!? Then why don’t you go again!?” If you’re so smart, go to the moon again and prove me wrong.

ALL types of pornography is pathetic and gay.

This is an ORIGINAL thought. It doesn’t take a genius (though I am one) to figure out the fundamental problem with pornography, in that it is just WERID. Look, I can forgive softcore pornography, but at a certain age you have to grow out of it. Hardcore porn on the other hand, and especially one where there is a penis involved? Get real. How pathetic do you have to be to search up porn where another dude is banging a chick?

And what’s with the whole interracial stuff anyway? I refuse to believe people actually like this stuff, that is, seeing a woman of their race get banged by a dude of a different race. Apparently, it’s “taboo” which makes it “exciting”. Really? What’s so taboo about interracial couples? I see them all the time in advertisements, hardly “taboo” if you ask me.

And incest? What’s that all about? I don’t have any siblings, but can’t you fellas just enjoy regular normal porn? Oh wait, no, you can’t. Because overtime, you get desensitised and you want more werid stuff, and then you go search it up for it, and because there are strange people among us who actually make this stuff, you get what you ask for.

The only pornstars I know is Mia Khalifa and Riley Reid, the former I know due to the various memes I saw on meme compliations on YouTube and the latter due to her beef with a YouTube commentator (back when he used to be original, now he just regurgiates YouTube drama while making toilet jokes).

The worse part is, whenever I do express this opinion, people AGREE with me it’s just that they think I never lived up to it until recently. Guys, the family computer was in the living room by the kitchen and mi mama was a housewife, the rare instances I would have complete privacy at the computer I just didn’t figure it was worth going on it. The first time I saw hardcore pornography was when I was 19, and I suppose by then you’re no longer impressionable enough to swallow whatever the internet throws at you.

I don’t know, sorry, I don’t have a “source??” for you guys. But I would go as far as to say that even lesbian porn is strange, because you’re still watching OTHER people have sex while you’re sitting there, dick in hand going DUHHHHH. If I saw two women having sex in front of me, I’d join in (consensually, of course!), not sitting down “watching” them.

I only jerk off when its a neccessity, when I don’t have the aternative method, and I use IMAGINATION which is far more preferable. You should try it sometimes. Make sure you email me at- no, do not email me about your sexual fantasies, keep that to yourself.

Analogue technology is terrible.

I have to mention this because there are a few people here among us who think VCRs are cool. They are not (practically sepeaking)). I recall using VCRs until I was about 14 to 15 years old, we didn’t get internet at home until the mid 2010s and the only DVD player we had was my Playstation 2, otherwise we just relied on cable television and recorded what was on.

Look, I can appreciate the logic of “analogue technology is easier to repair”, I respect that. However, usability-wise, they were terrible and MOST people who claim to like this stuff only like co-opting it as a fashion statement, they do not literally use VCRs as their daily device.

For example, to the people that think VCRs are cool, if you want to watch a video on YouTube, do you record that to a cassette tape and then play that on your VCR? No, you do not, you play the video on your DIGITAL device such as a computer or laptop. Hmm, I don’t recall that being a thing of the 90s, not unless we’re talking 144p videos.

Furthermore, VHS take too much space. A room full of cassette tapes can be condensed into a small SD card. I like that. No, this is not me being a “minimalist”, you realistically only watch a movie once and that’s it.

Also, digital playback comes with cool features that VHS playback doesn’t, for example with digital playback you can skip forward or back at any point, this is useful especially with long videos and movies. Furthermore, you can edit videos which for someone such as myself who likes to make memes now and then, I appreciate that, and also you can encrypt digital files so if you recorded something rather private you can lock the file with a password, whereas you can’t do that with a VHS.

I will, however, make an exception for any analogue devices that run without electricity or batteries. For example, a weight scale. And that doesnt’ mean I’m against old (primitive) technology, I like the idea of ICE cars against electric cars, or bikes against cars, or canning over fridge.

Note: This is not to suggest I'm better than people who like VCRs/VHS, however, some people have made the argument VHS are better than CDs, which is fair, but comparing VHS to CDs as an argument against digital technology is like comparing pears to rotten apples. I do not have any issues with digital files because I torrent/crack, rather than relying on "legitimate" methods.

 Most video games are pathetic.

Starting from the age of 14, I began to hate most video games. I don’t know why or how this happened, but I began to see most video games as a waste of time and quite frankly insulting.

For example, in some first person shooter games, there can be these “quick time events” where you have to mash a button in order to perform an action, such as holding onto a ledge, and this really annoys me. It just seems so infantile.

To me, most video games are cuckoldry just like pornography, because you’re PRETENDING to be a stronger male in a video game that can do stuff that you either can’t or don’t want to do.

Of course, I make exceptions, I am a fair individual, after all. I can understand video games that is either puzzle based (such as Tetris), card based (Solitare) or story-telling based (The Coffin of Andy and Leyley) but I don’t like the “fan community” that might form around these games. For example, the Coffin of Andy and Leyley fanbase is full of weridos who think they have some sort of personality disorder like the protaganists.

Taking pictures of yourself with other people’s cars is strange.

I NEVER understood why it is when people see someone else driving an expensive car, they just feel the need to take a picture of it. That is just so strange (and of course, dare I say, cuckoldry). You see this in London all the time, some Arab oil sheikh is driving some expensive sport car, and everyone just stares and take photos and videos, grinning as if it’s THEIR car.

Furthermore, there are instances where I’m with other people, and if we come across an expensive sport car parked somewhere, they will POSE next to the sportcar and have their photo taken as if it’s THEIR car?! Why!? I can understanding posing next to a cat or some plants, but why a materialistic object you don’t even own?

I HATE mobile phones.

These devices are known as the world’s longest umbilical cords for a reason. It used to be that once you were out of the front door, THAT WAS IT, ADIOS! I am...OUTSIDE. FREE! But no, now, with mobile phones, parents can track their kids whereabouts and to make matters worse, these days parents can even install GPS trackers on their kids’ devices.

Look, don’t you think at a certain point you ought to ask what the hell is going on here? Surely if you’re that concerned about your kid’s safety, maybe...oh, I don’t know, getting caught up with the wrong crowd or getting kidnapped you should probably MOVE OUT of the area?

You might be thinking “lol this sandnigga’s parents were audacious” yeah, they were. Now, at the age of 24, this is no longer an issue but on my journey to getting rid of the mobile phone I’m beginning to realise how much people think they are owed MY time. Nowadays, if someone sends you a message and you don’t respond within a few hours, it’s some sort of conspiracy. It doesn’t help that most applications these days have a “read” receipt (even SMS has this).

I’ve walked outside a few times without a mobile phone on me, and it just felt so much freer, but maybe that’s just me. Now, I have my phone with me on airplane mode and I use it to take photos and videos, as well as make notes, etc.

These devices are EVIL. In some parts of the Western world, they’re beginning to make it a mandatory requirement, you can’t enter some stores without scanning a QR code, and in the UK apparently having a digital ID pass is going to become a requirement too if you want to get a job or rent a place.

Also, the phones themselves are a problem, they’re becoming bigger and losing features such as a headphone jack, so they’re not even convienent anymore.

It used to be that mobile phones were a cool thing to have, you could call someone while you wait for the bus, but now they’ve made everyone so spoilt that any advantages they once had is now gone.

Now anytime someone is bored, they just whip out their phones and start scrolling. Personally, when I’m bored, I go on my home telephone, call up my girl and whip out dis dik- no, no. No.

The only time I would ever consider having a phone on me is if, hypothetically, I was a popular guy with the ladies and of course I’d want it to be as easy as possible for me to contact them whether I’m outside or wherever. I half joke, but honestly, I look at projects like this and think they’re really cool, I would consider doing something like this, and implement internet encryption, but this is just a fantasy on my part.

http://www.davidhunt.ie/piphone-a-raspberry-pi-based-smartphone/

I actually think I could make something like this, you'd just need to get a Raspberry Pi running on a battery, and add one of those mobile internet USB dongle to it and call people via VOIP via encrypted internet connection, however, I am concerned about Wi-Fi (not in a schizo way, in the same way you and I are concerned about pollution), so the dongle would be disconnected at most instances.