I enjoy your emails and I read them all.

Please feel free to write me long emails, even if it's your first one. Feel free to spill your speghetti at the first interaction rather than going through the "hi, hello, how are you? Good thanks, you?" formalities.

I don't respond to emails sent from gmail or hotmail. Consider Proton, or Tutamail, for example.

Nothing illegal, political, religious, racial, sexual, etc. You are free to use offensive and edgy language, I'm not a pearl-clutcher.

I wanted to have my own phone number which is privacy respecting, also it only cost me £3.50 a month which is cheaper than getting a UK phone number. Furthermore, it's a vanity number too so I feel it's more mine.

Anytime. I don't have a concistent schedule, so at worse if I don't pick up, I'll call you when I am free.