"Garfield! Oddie and I are hungry, you ate all the food!"
"That is correct, John." *breakdances*
Remember the goth girl
from the Breakfast Club?
This is her now, feel old yet?
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The duck walked up to the lemonade
stand and socioeconomic factor'd
the man running the stand!
*bum bum bum*
"Huhuhuh, we twerk our butts on your facts."
"Hehehe, yeah! With disco music! Hehehe."
